https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/fiid/ Tue, 28 Jul 2026 17:29:39 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1313/government-pussy-food-service-asian-g-fag-squad/
LMAO look at this American G-fag’s shiny-domed, caterpillar-lipped, aviator-wearing fucking DISASTER of undercover “government agent faggot.” This bald-headed, mustachioed Asian Agent fag fuck is out here in broad daylight, seatbelted into his dorky G-fag TESLA (2021 Model Y to be exact, Long Range…) like a middle-school safety poster child, trying to deliver drugged food to his designated American looser G-fag target like he’s the next Jason Bourne. Except Bourne didn’t have a head that reflects sunlight so hard it could signal passing airplanes and a mustache that looks like two dead slugs crawled onto his upper lip and died of embarrassment, lol! Holy shit, does this clown actually think he’s stealthy? His fucking G-fag Asian scalp is polished brighter than a new bowling ball! You could land a helicopter on that fuckin’ thing and use it as an emergency runway! The second he steps out of the car the target’s gonna see a moving disco ball waddling up the driveway holding a suspicious takeout bag and immediately call the cops! “Yeah officer, there’s a bald guy with a pornstache and knockoff Ray-Bans trying to hand me roofie lo mein, send backup and a spotlight for his dome.” That mustache though… It’s not even a mustache, it’s a cry for help! Looks like he lost a bet and had to glue his own pubes to his face…. Or maybe he tried to grow a villain goatee but his facial hair gave up halfway and said “nah bro, we’re not committing to this.” Combined with those sunglasses that are desperately screaming “I watched Mission: Impossible once,” he looks like the budget villain who gets killed in the first five minutes of a straight-to-DVD action movie! The kind of guy who practices his “menacing stare” in the mirror but just ends up looking constipated…. And what the actual fuck is that pink Hello Kitty-looking neck pillow in the backseat? Real covert ops, agent. Nothing says “elite black-ops operative on a poisoning mission” like bringing your kid’s car accessories to a hit. Bet the “drugged food” is just cold General Tso’s chicken he grabbed from the drive-thru three hours ago, sprinkled with whatever he found under his bathroom sink, and now it’s sitting in a greasy bag getting colder while this bald fuck sits there sweating through his blue t-shirt because he’s too scared to even unbuckle the seatbelt. Imagine the scene: this shiny-headed asshole finally works up the courage, waddles up to the target’s door, rings the bell, and goes “Special delivery… from the government… eat this… or else.” The target opens the door, takes one look at the human disco ball with the sad caterpillar on his lip, and just starts laughing so hard he can’t even breathe. “Bro, you look like you couldn’t even deliver a pizza without tripping over your own reflection. Get the fuck outta here before I report your bald ass for being a public eyesore.” The drugs probably didn’t even work because this dipshit likely used expired soy sauce instead of whatever the fuck he was supposed to use, or he accidentally drugged himself tasting the food in the car like the incompetent glutton he is. Now he’s just sitting there in his seatbelt, side-eyeing the camera like “please don’t post this, my boss is gonna see my shiny failure dome.” Too late, motherfucker. This photo is getting framed and hung in the “Most Pathetic Assassination Attempts” hall of fame right next to that one guy who tried to poison someone with a laxative smoothie and shit himself in the getaway car. This is what the deep state is sending these days? A bald, mustachioed, sunglasses-at-night-wearing, Hello-Kitty-pillow-having, seatbelt-wearing clown who couldn’t sneak up on a blind man in a dark room? The target is safer than Fort Knox. The only thing getting “delivered” here is secondhand embarrassment and the world’s biggest L. If you ever see this walking traffic cone of a “agent” approaching with a suspicious bag, just point at his head and yell “REFLECTOR MAN IS HERE” and watch him scurry back to his car like the shiny failure he is. Stay safe out there, government targets. The real threat isn’t the drugs — it’s dying of laughter when they deploy bald and hair patches Asian g-fag bastards to blend in with Cuntforniuh populace and they show up looking like a rejected extra from a low-budget spy parody…. 0/10, would not get poisoned by! Would however pay good money to watch him try and fail again. #BaldAssassinFail #MustacheOfShame #ShinyDomeOfDoom #DruggedTakeoutDisaster #HelloKittyHitman #AsianG-fagGovernmentClown #ReflectThisDickhead #FailedSpy #CaterpillarLipLoser His follow up partner was equally fuckin stupid and I hereby revoke their cert indicate for undercover operations to make them retake it, before these dumb fucks get their stupid heads blown off! But wait — you’d scream in my ear (how fuckin rude!), you didn’t reveal to us your “MO?” Aaight… Very simple… Agent g-fags bitch pitch recruitment, you post a something that lures them out in the field… Sec they start rolling up, you shutterbug and mock their low IQ as you demo ease with which you detect them.. Repeat as often as needed x666 daily OK too… A basic Psy Opp V 1.0 — in essence… Effectiveness? 100% IMPACT! Type of IMPACT? Cognitive… Once that is TRIGGERED, G-fag Recording ambush is CAKEWALK! It’s like when I hunt rattlesnakes cause they taste so good (like chicken..), I first rattle their snake den…. I LOVE watching their stupid g-fag stalker agent heads fume after I rouse them to anger — again and AGAIN — jus’ to FUCK WITH THEM X666 daily! Whoa! Be careful when amongst American g-faggots and cunt agent stalkers and their cowardly citizen bitches cause they’re notorious serial poisoners.. So much for their Asian G-fag Stalker Agent fag squad folks, till next time, lol! No American g-fags and cunts, I ain’t never gonnuh be on your Payroll… Go fuck your low IQ’d cunts ‘n make you a new batch of fucked low IQ’d recruits and avoid from deploying your agent fags nightly encountering me up close unless you want their stalker agent legs busted clean off.. No deals of any kind but if you shin’ to GIT’CHUH one, bayonet UP your fuckin g-fag stalker agent and cunt asses available round duh CLOCK! Come see me.. 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