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UNOFFICIAL SJPD DISPATCH LOG // BAY AREA LING-TERM SPECIAL COVERT OPERATIONS; Que Paso Ese? Well, D.C., Agent Stalker fags from this video linked here, are https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/ back fuh’ more dick! And, if I were a total DICK, I’d zap vid’s of g-stalker fags and then who collaborat’n and if they’z “STRAIGHT” portray them as GAY look’n fuh’ “muh DICK,” and because produc’n content like dat criss-cross statutes from State to Fed, any and all Agent footage is Coincidental of course, but the shit I dumped by ATM five mins ago is real, Aaight? 
“Agent Brandon” 10-8 and Horny: All Units Respond for Swallow & Fuck Operations
Satire Blog by your favorite scanner gremlin, 7:10 PM PDT, July 15, 2026 Fellow 408 residents, lock your doors, charge your radios, and buckle up for the most unhinged police scanner moment since the last time someone keyed up asking for In-N-Out directions during rush hour! A subject identifying as Brandon (phonetic: Boy-Robert-Adam-Nora-David-Ocean-Nora) has turned the AmeriKan official San Jose Police Department frequency into his personal Grindr dispatch. He is 10-8 (in service — ahem!), 10-20 somewhere in the greater Bay Area, and explicitly requesting a boyfriend who will let him swallow and get fucked! This is not a drill! Fuck nope! This is not a test either! This is Code 3 levels of G-fag Agent stalker thirst! OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT – SJPD RADIO TRAFFIC (REDACTED FOR YOUR PROTECTION… ILLEGAL TO LAUGH!) DISPATCH: All units, Code 3 response.. I repeat, Code 3! We have a 10-66 suspicious person, male, 30’s, name Brandon. Phonetic “Boy-Robert-Adam-Nora-David-Ocean-Nora.” Last known 10-20 near the old Winchester Mystery House parking lot… or possibly circling the 280 like a shark that just discovered poppers. Subject is requesting immediate 10-8 boyfriend unit for swallow and get fucked —10-4? UNIT 69 (already giggling): Dispatch, 10-4! En route Code 3, lights, siren, and a fresh bottle of lube I keep in the glovebox for… emergencies… Subject sounds 10-51 (intoxicated) but with lust instead of booze. Requesting backup for possible 10-96 high-risk pedestrian stop…. He said “get fucked” like it’s a 10-33 silent alarm on his prostate…. Confirm the swallow part? DISPATCH: Affirmative, Unit 69. 10-4 on swallow! He wants to swallow! Full sentence: “I just want a boyfriend who will let me swallow and get fucked in the Bay Area.” All units advise status — are you 10-7 personal or 10-8 and available for this… assignment? UNIT 51 (stuck in 101 traffic): 10-9, say again? I’m 10-6 (busy) behind a Tesla doing 45 in the fast lane…. But if this is a real 10-4 on the swallow-and-fuck detail, I’m 10-8FU — follow-up available. 10-20 update on subject? DISPATCH: Subject has moved….. New 10-20: somewhere between a Whole Foods and a bathhouse that definitely doesn’t exist. He’s now 10-23 (standing by) with one hand on his phone and the other… well, we’re not going to say on the radio. He’s requesting Code 5 stakeout if the first guy flakes. Also asked if any units are 10-8 and “boyfriend material but will still rail me stupid.” UNIT 69: Dispatch, 10-97 on scene…. Subject is 10-8, clean, cute, and giving strong “I will call you daddy but also want to be railed into next Tuesday” energy. He just handed me a note that says “swallow and get fucked — boyfriend edition.” I’m 10-4 on the request. Do we have a 10-15 (prisoner in custody) situation or is this mutual aid? DISPATCH: Negative on custody! This is consensual 10-69… I mean, 10-4 operations. Multiple units now circling. We have a 10-70 (prowler) situation but the good kind…. Subject is 10-36 (confidential info): “Any tops in the 408? Must be down to let me swallow every drop and fuck me like you mean it. Bonus if you bring snacks after.” UNIT 51 (finally arriving): 10-97. Subject looks 10-4 and ready. He’s asking if we can skip the coffee and go straight to the part where he gets fucked and then swallows. I advised him this is still technically a police frequency. He said “10-22 cancel that, just send the hot one with the handcuffs.” We are now in Code 5 stakeout mode. Send more units. This might take all night. DISPATCH (sounding exhausted but amused): All units, 10-4. We have multiple 10-8 volunteers. Subject Brandon reports he is 10-4 on finding a match. Possible 10-80 (explosion) of passion imminent…. UNIT 69: Dispatch, 10-98 — assignment complete. Subject is satisfied. Repeat: swallow and get fucked achieved. He says thank you to SJPD for the excellent response time and would like to note that the Bay Area really does have the best… public servants. DISPATCH: Copy that. Logging as mutual aid provided. Subject no longer 10-66. All units Code 4 — no further assistance needed. Or… Code 5 if round two is requested. Stay safe, use protection, and remember: if you hear “10-4” tonight, it might just be Brandon saying “roger that, daddy.” FINAL DISPOSITION 10-4 — Agent code named “Brandon” got what he wanted.
10-98 — Assignment complete.
10-7B personal for the rest of the shift because some of you animals are nasty. There you have it, Bay Area…. The next time you’re stuck in traffic on the 101 and hear “Code 3” and “10-96 high risk,” just know it might be Agent “Brandon” finally living his best swallow and get fucked life with a very helpful SJPD unit. What’s your best 10-code pickup line? Drop it in the comments…. Mine is “10-4 on that ass, 10-20 on your place?” Stay horny, stay safe, and for the love of all that is holy… 10-22 this frequency for actual emergencies. So next time you see FBI Agent fags, and they are scoping out your PACKAGE, before you cast judgment on them, understand they D I FAGS have psycho sexual needs and are following in tradition their G-fag Edgar J. Hoover gifted them by having them suck his dick and swallowing his loads! FBI Agent data reveals that they view themselves as women trapped in men’s bodies so if they are natural born bitches, I say let ‘em swallow — again and AGAIN! Even their current FBI Director LAPDOG “Koosh — I mean Kosh Patel” CAME with Donald Trump’s balls in his mouth! Yeah folks, don’t instigate shit wit’ the Bureau of Federal Agent Fags of duh’ FBI but let ‘em assfuck and enjoy their FBI-Ride! As a matter of fact, if you glance COVERTLY — at AmeriKan President Trump’s PERSONAL PACKAGE, you will notice that there is no balls! None! And then if you give his Slovenian White Tramp a close up ORAL CAVITY INSPECTION, you will realize that the package has migrated…. And then after you are stumped like a good Detective, the second Kash Patel opens his mouth, you will have a Eureka moment and say; “THERE THEY ARE,” right in HIS FUCKIN MOUTH! And just in case some of you assyank a RACIAL CARD BLANCHE ‘n accuse me of being INSENSITIVE to Hindu Values and Culture due to Kash Patel roots… On the contrary, I do have a lot of Hindu “anmigos” and they are WONDERFUL human beings, but NONE OF THEM has Donald Trump’s balls in their mouth! We are way past “British Colonialism Era,” Kash Patel is stuck in the past — on all fours….” Soo lucky for India that Kash Patel is not in charge of anything there cause the first thing Kash would do is piss away India’s Independence which begun on August 15, 1947 and he would swap Trump’s balls with that of King Charles’s… “You can’t lead if the President’s got you on all fours, but it makes you his persomal bitch!” And will I get my dick sucked by government stalker agent fags? Nah, but I WILL ASSFUCK THEIR G-FAG HAWAII MONKEY RELOCATION 9LAN AND SHOVE IT SOO FAR UP THEIR AMERICAN STALKER AGENT ENEMY 9SS THEU WILL PASS! NO ALOHA BULLSHIT HERE, JUS’ 100% PURO SICARIO SHIT 24/7/365! Fuh fresh batch of yer g-fag recruits, ya’ll gottuh rediscover pussy surf’ n — ‘n go hump like fuckin rabbits cause if you come to me demanding I serve you, I’d Sicario your entire Family Tree! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/ “Wrong Hole!” Male shitter “Anus” ain’t “Uterus!” I’d Sicario ya fuh mere aks’n! You’z not even human to me, just an American enemy agent stalker faggot rat overdue for extermination! Second any of your rats demand recruitment, service, gig’n, be extermination time! Six me inside your cockroach Supermarkets, they find your rats in duh freezer! Meanwhile, American g-fag agent cocksuckers and cunts; “enjoy sinking to duh bottom of Global POWUH just like prediction I made fuh yer STUCK ON EARTH Nazi saluting Chainsaw G-faggot Elon Fucsk whose stock shares declined in four consecutive trading sessions and is TANKING — just as I predicted — and is plunging to a level 40% below a peak attained in the frenzied “LOCO”aftermath of an initial public offering (IPO) last month which occurred cause on Wall Street pigs always get slaughtered so Conmen could have a FEA$T — again and AGAIN! Of course, I don’t fly fuck dumb Space Fucks way too stupid — to actually get anywhere in Deep Space but are a Basic Dumb Fuck Satellite Company… But if you want to make dinero off Elon’s stupid ass, then wat’chuh gottuh do is “GO” all in against the company and you’ll make a killing off of this cocksuckuh’ CEO Ketamine addict Space Clown Elon Musk's faltering pull on investor $UCKER$! Sure bet? Puro 100%! Last year this cocksucker incinerated $5 BILLION BUCK$ and all his Space Crap goin to a BLACK FUCKIN HOLE so if you short sell his stock, you’z gonnuh WIN again and AGAIN, while Elon gets fucked on his way down! Profit potential? “FREAQIN BILLIONS — shorting this dumb fuck on Earth, lol!” No satellite needed! Muh? Well, I’m not in FIAT currency sector cause dollah goin to the graveyard but if you got dough and want a sure bet, shorting Elon the cocksucker is a sure bet. You see, only a small percentage of SpaceX's shares were made available when this SPACE CA$H FURNACE went public and this as a measure to prevent insiders from quickly cashing out and crashing the stock price…. But around half of its shares will be unlocked from now until December and that will be dwarfing what's currently available so as investors dump those unlocked shares to CA$H OUT, it will send SpaceX's stock tumbling as short selling becomes the only GRAVY TRAIN in this SPACE BITCH! As far as those of you who refused to listen to me when I made my prediction public RIGHT HERE on this platform of mine and predicted a slumping value factory of this Musk's rocket company, I had no ulterior motives for giving you my brutal wake-up call BEFORE ya’ll went all in and got $LAUGHTERED because despite all my insanely cruel satire I knew that some of you will leverage your own AmeriKan “Roth IRA” by making major calls on SpaceX, and if that is you, you’re out of several hundred thousand dollars of your hard earned retirement money.. I don’t want anyone to loose that kind of money, no ill intentions what so ever only “anti-stalker” agent g-fag Psy-Opp” here… I’m beef’n but not reef’n, dig? As far as some of your AB$URD statements only one of which I will directly address due to personal time constraints, such as this one; “No one could have seen this coming…” Clearly I would advise you go back to school and familiarize yourselves with mathematical science because the fact that SpaceX went public with an astronomical, multi-trillion dollar valuation despite losing billions of dollars a quarter, effectively guaranteed major downward volatility and if you don’t even know the basics why the Hell are you playing Russian Roulette on Wall Street wit’chuh hard earned moneys earmarked for your golden years? Follow my winning strategy against Elon, and bet AGAINST HIM and shortsell his Space CA$H FURNACE and as it turns into ashes, you’ll make $OLID RETURN DA$HES because the upward move in SpaceX's stock is driven by speculative fervor and superficial hype, rather than by tangible fundamental value. Elon Musk in his REMAINING EARTHLY LIFETIME has only a 1% chance of accomplishing anything worthwhile on MARS so that’s not happening! As far as Orbital Data Centers? “Ketamine is a powerful fuckin narcotic, and despite Earth being round, drug addicts on every fuckin corner’s You trust drug addicts to lead you to MARS? Don’t be a gullible sucker! No? I was laughing my ass off when I glanced at SpaceX's S-1 filing, which featured multiple page-long rocket ship pictures and lofty business ambitions such as space tourism and asteroid mining! Hollywood Sci-Fi Bullshit and thats why $1 trillion wiped out in a month! SpaceX is the biggest Walk Street Con in the history of mankind! Lol! If Elon’s AI is actually going to be so good that his Con of the Century CA$H BA$H $1.7 trillion is considered “cheap” and his AI will be so powerful that our lives will be clearly at very severe risk because the biggest risk to humanity as a species will come from none other than Elon the Con who shuttered his way to milk your tax sheltered retirement funds and demands a chunk if your hard earned moneys no matter what! Under Con Trump 2.0 rules have changed to allow Elon to $CREW YOUR RETIREMENT $IDEWAY$ by FORCING BUY IF HIS SPACE CON “$TUCK,” I mean “$TOCK,” because it is he who is “Earth $TOCK!” Now this South African shyster immigrant needs BRAINIAC IMMIGRANTS to engineer him cutting edge Space Colonization tech even most advanced Ai CANNOT EVEN TOUCH, but since he joined Gestapo against immigrants no immigrant genius would be caught even dead on his side, lol! Off I go back to my Psy-Opp against stalker agent fags and cunts of USA, to continually assfuck ‘em x666 in perpetuity — every single day! #UnofficialFBIg-fagSJPDreePORT #AgentBrandonSwallowsAgain #10CodesGoneWild #BayAreaFBIgfagAgentCockThirst #SwallowAndGetFuckedAgentBrandon Any chance in Hell any g-fag Agency or outfit can even get me to join them? Not even if Hell frozen over! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/ And while their Cities are slowly transitioning to Bankruptcies, I will even be the sworn enemy to their children… All I swore in 12/06/2017 when they abducted my mother, will be just as I promised… Stateless Warrior *Disclaimer; DISCLAIMER: OFFICIAL STATEMENT REGARDING ARTISTIC ORIGIN AND RESEMBLANCE BY CREATOR.. 1. DECLARATION OF ARTIFICIAL AUTHORSHIP; This video of mine and all visual, auditory, and contextual elements contained herein (collectively, my "Work") constitute a SicarioAi Masterpiece of Art because I would out of respect For stalker agent fags never photograph them intentionally to turn them into digitized stalker agent g-fags they are, to mock them in perpetuity. My Work is a fully synthetic, generative creation produced through my proprietary deep-learning algorithms, my latent diffusion models, and my neural rendering techniques. No human actor, performer, or biological entity was filmed, recorded, or used as a direct source of motion or likeness during the production of this Work. And of Course that is not a lie because I would never digitize g-fag agent stalkers and their collaborators to monetize them afterwards while I shit down their throats through my satire.. 2. MATHEMATICAL DISCLAIMER ON HUMAN RESEMBLANCE; Any perceived similarity between the individual(s) depicted My ORIGINAL Work and any real, living, deceased, or fictional human beings, is an incidental statistical anomaly arising from the infinite combinatorial possibilities of human facial geometry. To quantify this, my SicarioAi employs a Probabilistic Resemblance Coefficient (PRC) and my PRC calculation is based on a 128-dimensional facial vector space (incorporating 68 anthropometric landmarks, skin texture distribution, and micro-expression mapping) compared against a global database of over one billion biometric profiles…. The probability (P) that a randomly generated synthetic face much as this ugly fucker — matches a specific existing human with a similarity threshold >95% is approximately according to my quickie analysis so; P ≈ 1 / (10¹⁵) This figure I derived from the factorial of the average Euclidean distance between vectors in our latent space, adjusted for the Birthday Paradox reduction factor of 0.0000000023 to be exact Therefore, should this Work of mine bear a coincidental resemblance to any person, the odds of such an event occurring are statistically equivalent to 1 in 1 quadrillion (1,000,000,000,000,000) so if a g-fag agent stalker is trippin ‘n bitchin, I dunno ya, never met You before and good riddance! SicarioAi asserts that this falls well within the margins of stochastic inevitability and does not constitute identification, endorsement, or defamation of any individual…. 3. LEGAL AND LIABILITY WAIVER; My Work is intended solely for artistic, entertainment, or educational purposes. 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