https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/coming/ Thu, 23 Apr 2026 08:51:58 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1127/second-coming-of-maga-messiah/
The Second Coming of MAGA Messiah is here folks! Here to not heal the sick, but to HANG ‘EM BY THEIR FUCKIN BALLS! Listen up, saints and sinners, because TV prosperity gospel charlatan Paula White-Cain dropped the most divine mic of all time while the rest of us were quietly reflecting on resurrection, forgiveness, and not murdering people for saying mean things on social media, Trump’s spiritual adviser looked the man himself dead in the eyes and basically said: “Jesus who? This guy right here is basically the same, but with better hair and more indictments.” “No one has paid the price like you have paid the price,” she intoned, voice trembling with the kind of holy passion usually reserved for late-night infomercials selling Holly Water for $49.99. “It almost cost you your life. You were betrayed and arrested and falsely accused. It’s a familiar pattern that our Lord and Savior showed us.” Pause for dramatic effect! The room full of faith leaders nodded solemnly, as if comparing 34 felony counts involving hush money to an PORN star with being nailed to a cross for the sins of humanity was the most normal thing since the Last Supper! But wait, it gets better…. Slut Paula White didn’t stop at the betrayal and false accusations (which, for Jesus, involved Pontius Pilate and the Pharisees, and for Trump, apparently involved… New York prosecutors and Porn STAR Stormy Daniels). She went full prosperity gospel: “But it didn’t end there for Him, and it didn’t end there for you. God always had a plan. On the third day, He rose… and sir, because of His resurrection, you rose up.” I nearly spilled my communion wine FOLKS! Trump “rose up” on the third day? Lady, his comeback was more like the 47th day after a bunch of recounts, court cases, and one very persistent ear-related incident… But sure, let’s call it Trump 2.0: The SATANIC MAGA LORD’s Reckoning…. Picture this… Trump standing there, silently mouthing “thank you” like a humble carpenter from Galilee who just got told his McDonald’s order was ready. Shyster Paula White, eyes closed, channeling Lucifer (or perhaps the SATANIC EVIL of excellent donor retention). The audience clapping like they’d just witnessed the feeding of the 5,000 with nothing but Big Macs and Diet Cokes… WHOA! Let’s play this out biblically for a second, shall we? The Gospel According to Trump’s Spiritual SLUT-VISER Paula: The Betrayal: Jesus had Judas for 30 pieces of silver. Trump had… well, a rotating cast of former allies, but mostly it was the “deep state” and anyone who fact-checked him… Close enough. The Arrest: Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane. Trump… mugshots that became campaign merch… One of these involved actual Roman soldiers. The other involved a very tired booking officer in Fulton County Georgia where they know how to handle fuckin Conmen. Details! The False Accusations: “He claims to be the Son of God!” vs. “He claims the election was stolen and despite results, needs to be given to Trump!” The second, election result spinoff lie he pulled is a serious crime that definitely warranted legal proceedings… The Sacrifice: Jesus gave His life so that we might live. Trump… paid legal fees, lost some sleep, and had to campaign really hard while tweeting at 3 a.m. No one has paid the price like this man, folks. The crown of thorns? Please. Have you seen the Fox News chyrons? The Resurrection: According to the Bible, Jesus defeated death, hell, and the grave. Trump defeated… Hillary, then Biden (sort of), and then rose again in 2024 like a phoenix with a spray tan. “Because He rose, we can rise.” Because Trump rose, we can all… buy more flags I suppose? The best part is how his Spiritual Demon slut Paula White framed it as “great leadership requires great sacrifice.” Jesus flipped tables in the temple because of corruption. Trump flipped tables because someone served him two scoops of ice cream instead of three… Different SATANIC anointing innTrump’s case — for SURE! Critics are calling this blasphemous. Blasphemous? Please…. This is just next-level branding of MAGA Shaitan Porn Star aficionado who has a mushroom shaped dick! In the old days, kings claimed divine right. Now leaders have spiritual advisers turning presidents into walking unholy sinner pageants! Move over, “The Chosen.” There’s a new limited series coming: “The Anointed One: Mar-a-Lago Nights.” I can already see the sermon series: Week 1: “The Triumphal Entry – When Trump Rode Down the Escalator” Week 2: “Gethsemane – ‘Father, if it be Your will, let this subpoena pass from me’” Week 3: “The Crucifixion – Those Mean Tweets Were Basically Nails” Week 4: “He Is Risen… And So Is the Stock Market (Probably)” And don’t get me started on the miracles. Jesus turned water into wine… Trump turned “you’re fired” into a presidential catchphrase and convinced millions that losing the popular vote twice was actually winning bigly… Walked on water? Nah, but he did survive more scandals than should be humanly possible thanks to his Con’s of Making Bullshit Great Again — and AGAIN! That’s basically the same thing if you squint and donate to the ministry. Paula, queen of the prosperity gospel, has finally found the ultimate seed faith offering: not money, but total theological real estate… She’s not just advising the president spiritually—she’s co-authoring the New New Testament. “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was… ‘Covfefe.’” Look, if we’re being honest, the real miracle here isn’t the comparison…. It’s that anyone heard this with a straight face. Trump, standing behind her, probably thinking about golf scores while being compared to the Prince of Peace…. The same guy who once said he doesn’t ask God for forgiveness because he doesn’t make mistakes…. Very Christ-like humility…. But hey, religion is about hope, right? And if Christian SHYSTER who is giving FAKE HEALER Benny Hinn handjobs in Italy and suckin’ his dick balls deep x12 no problemo Paula White is correct, then Trump’s resurrection means we can all rise above our circumstances—especially if those circumstances involve paying taxes or reading the fine print on campaign finance laws. So let’s all give thanks… Not just for the empty tomb you stupid fucks, but for the empty… well, you know. For Shyster CUNT spiritual advisers who remind us that sometimes the Messiah wears a red tie, eats KFC, and tells you the greatest story ever told is actually about him as he wipes his ass with the Bible and granola Paula White by her pussy cause he claims she is DRAWN TO HIS “DIVINE AMERICAN BALLS” — again and AGAIN! Hallelujah and pass the MAGA collection plate to me now! MAGA Lord works in mysterious—and apparently very litigious—ways. Amen…. (And if this offends you, just remember: Jesus forgave His crucifiers but Trump will sue them!) Stateless Warrior ]]> Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:44:05 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1127/second-coming-of-maga-messiah/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/650/slave-traders-are-coming-to-usa/
Former South African Slave Traders are being brought by Trump Administration to USA to help him figure out how to deport people of color who are U.S. Citizens BACK TO AFRICA while they make room for whites to be transported to USA so they could make America white again and again as their FASCIST MAGA MEMBERS begin their pre-order’s of black slaves as they deport the rest of Mexican nationals whom they couldn’t exploit for wages because they had “Matricula Consular De Mexico” and a “Slave Auction Receipt” is REQUIRED for such exploitation as even more than THREE HUNDRED YEARS of SLAVERY never has to be financially Compensated by American LAW! EVEN LIBERAL California’s Governor Newsom said “No WAY” when empaneled slavery advisers ADVISED him to APPROVE slavery reparations because by American federal law blacks never have to be compensated and if they DARE TO DREAM they get suckered down to “Bible-Thumping” State of Texas to pray to Jesus and then they get whacked! Newsom proudly owns a Liquor Chain and employs 800 people in. California and instead wants blacks to buy their booze from him so people of color can pay for his white kids education — again and again… Worth a mention that former South African Slave Traders who in their old accounting books classify blacks as “Antique Farm Equipment” similar to how Silicon Alley Tech Firms secretly classify Hindu’s they MASSIVELY IMPORT (like cars…) from India and issue them H-1B visas which are a temporary nonimmigrant visa that allows U.S. tech giants to in this case exploit Indian Nationals as foreign workers in specialty occupations mostly software engineering that require a bachelor's so Tech Companies in Silicon Valley EXPLOIT highly skilled professionals by compensating them super low SLAVE WAGES because FEDERAL LAW makes it ILLEGAL FOR THEM to leave coding PLANTATION and jump ship for prevailing wages and if they dare it IMMEDIATELY MAKES THEM DEPORTABLE so these AfriKKKaners will also work closely with Trump to remove any and all people color from the government INCLUDING HINDU’s and even YESTERDAY as ICE arrested Newark’s Mayor Baraka it couldn’t deport him to CECOT in El Salvador because Agents didn’t know how to use Photoshop to make him look Venezuelan… While here Indian Nationals will also be subject to employee tax withholding as they will be classified in the HIGHEST TAX BRACKET because American Tax Law penalizes all employees for being DUMB FUCKS who don’t own the company and since they will never be legalized they are basically being charged a secret fee for being dumb coder imported fucks and none of them are informed that they can make millions for same shit if they form a company in India first which then forms an LLC subsidiary in USA — WHOA! Then they even get a Green Card by investment in silver fuckin platter! Federal ICE PIGS who arrested Newark’s Mayir Baraka are still reading the PHOTOSHOP MANUAL and trying to FIGURE OUT if .psd is a “Pussy Sucked Dick” protocol — and researching on PORNHUB but sluts there only know how to OPEN WIDE so it doesn’t appear that they will GET IT… *AND TO AMERICAN BIYCH-ASS MOTHER FUCKED ENEMYBSTALKER AGENT FGGOTS; No you ain’t gonnuh be my Pal’s and I WILL MOTHER FUCK ALL YOUR JOB OFFERS.. Hey, has your agent stalker fuckhead who approached me while disguised as a construction worker while wearing Texas hat seen my latest music videos? Check this one out BIATCH! Wrote and produced SOLO, I never partner for Jack Shit! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/53/i-will-bury-you-alive-stateless-warrior/ And to save taxpayers stalker agent g-fag dime, abstain from Religious Convictions Exploits Version 666 cause Jesus is my Homeboy and I got a video to prove he likes iPhones.. And even though I MODULATED the LIBING SHIT out of my recorded vocals (@44.000 kHz) it was strictly for a holly purpose to make Jesus’s Voice conform to San Francisco’s STRICT white people speech pattern… Yeah, you’z welcome my faghot American BITCHES! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/13/satan-stole-jeasus-s-iphone/ ]]> Sat, 10 May 2025 14:11:06 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/650/slave-traders-are-coming-to-usa/