https://www.myvideotime.com/categories/pets-animals/ Thu, 23 Apr 2026 21:09:07 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1114/oahu-huh-ah-huh-flash-flooded/
Oh sweet baby Jesus on a surfboard, have mercy on these Hawaiian NAVY FAGS in Oahu, huh, huh, aha! Oahu’s getting royally butt-fucked by yet another “unprecedented” biblical piss-down on March 21, 2026—because nothing says “tropical paradise” like turning Hawaiian g-fag admin’d North Shore into a fuckin toxic brown-water theme park every time a Kona low decides to park its lazy ass overhead! I’m talking catastrophic flash flooding—the worst in 20 fucking years—with a slow-moving storm dumping two to three months’ worth of rain in 24 hours, over 13 inches in spots overnight, turning their NAVY FAG FAVE Waialua Beach Road into a 3-foot-deep kiddie pool of doom while homes get yeeted off foundations like they insulted the FREAQIN ocean! Lemme sum it up in a nutshell; Over 230 rescues already (some poor bastards yanked straight off rooftops like drowned fuckin cats - MEOW THAT again and again you miserable NAVY fag bastards), emergency sirens screaming like they’re auditioning for a horror flick in fuckin Hollywood, National Guard fucks activated, even Coast Guard probably debating whether to just nuke the entire fucked island and start over? Their Governor Josh Green’s out there with his serious face going “this could top $1 billion in damage” and “largest event in 20 years”—no duh, dipshit, maybe stop pretending every monsoon is a surprise when your infrastructure’s been designed by a drunk coconut sailor g-fag NAVY fuck! But the crown jewel? That glorious 120-year-old Wahiawa Dam—Dole’s precious “heritage” rust bucket—hitting imminent failure mode, water levels spiking to within inches of catastrophe, spillway vomiting 1,500 gallons per second, “may collapse or breach at any time” alerts blasting everywhere! Run, run, RUN! Boom—over 5,500 (some reports say thousands more) ordered to evacuate Waialua, Haleiwa, Mokulēʻia RIGHT FUCKING NOW, “do not stop to pack, leave immediately,” roads cut off, bulldozers hauling people out like it’s the end times! High-hazard dam that’s been a known ticking bomb forever, probable loss of life if it pops, and yet here NAVY fags are, same script, zero upgrades! Classic. Now enter the Oahu native Navy fags—those salty deckplate g-fag divas at Pearl, Hickam, Schofield, and poor little Wahiawa Annex—your “mission essential” asses restricted because the roads are now fucking rivers deeper than your collective IQ! Oh nooo, did the big scary rainwater swamp your golf greens and cancel your “Aloha spirit” PT circle-jerk? Bet you’re all huddled in the barracks, crying into your seabags, wishing you could just submerge like your NAVY fag Virginia-class and ghost this surface-level clusterfuck instead of wading through brown sludge like a failed swim qual! Your billion-dollar carriers laugh at waves—too bad your island turns into a kiddie wading pool the second it rains harder than a chief’s post-liberty regret…. And you locals? Still knee-deep their your own denial, posting Insta sob reels of submerged cars and “life-threatening” streets like it’s shocking news, whining “this is historic!” while building McMansions in flood plains since forever! “Aloha spirit” my hairy ass—more like “Aloha, we’re idiots.” Keep prioritizing tourist cash and pineapple nostalgia over actual drainage or dam fixes, then act all surprised when paradise flushes itself down the toilet. So cheers to mother fucked Oahu: the soggy shitshow where “flash flood emergency” is Hawaiian for “we’re too laid-back to prevent foreseeable disasters.” Stay wet, stay evacuated, stay stupid, you flooded fleet rejects—maybe next storm invest in a pump instead of another luau. Ah, huh, huh—resilience? Nah, just recurring retardation. I’m over here on dry land losing my shit laughing while you doggy-paddle through your choices. Keep it classy, waterlogged stupid fucks, NAVY fags fuckin up again and again and the rest will drown like it’s a reprimand! Stateless warrior ]]> Sat, 21 Mar 2026 04:41:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1114/oahu-huh-ah-huh-flash-flooded/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/273/community-service-announcement/
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